It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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