did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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