I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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