Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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