girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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