grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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