Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We have started to decorate penises.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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