the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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