Someone shit on the floor
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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