it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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