I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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