Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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