with your own penis?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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