Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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