He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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