On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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