This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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