week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My vagina just recognized that song.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
