STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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