He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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