Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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