sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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