found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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