I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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