: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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