I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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