cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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