this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My ass is underappreciated
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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