Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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