Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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