We're like a lot better than the average bears
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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