it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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