we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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