im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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