Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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