it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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