And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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