she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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