What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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