they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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