Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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