On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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