The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
is it fun? or sober?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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