Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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