wanna go halves on a baby?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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