Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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