That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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