another moral hangover. fuck.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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