just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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