are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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