idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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