Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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