brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
nutella sex= disaster
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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