SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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