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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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