so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize